Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

69.9

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -142

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -160

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +111

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

thumb_up thumb_down +33

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

thumb_up thumb_down +29

YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops