- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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