Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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pedophile

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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