Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Hi

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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acuna

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Gale swallows.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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