What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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FIRE!!

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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