What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A man walks around a bar.

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I went to the store and I fell

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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