(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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