- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Caitlyn.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Whats Obama's last name?

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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