How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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GONNA

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Anti Joke

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