What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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poop.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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