4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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