I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Lacrosse

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Dylan Eichas

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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