Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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