hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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