elliot forsythe is a paedo

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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hi hi strager danger

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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