What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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my bubbles!

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Anti Joke

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