a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Invisible Television.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Dylan Eichas

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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this site is funny.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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make me a sandwich!

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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