Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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