A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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The Holocaust

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Christians

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Obama 2012

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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