Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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You.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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