Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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