- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Miscarriages.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Good to see you today!

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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