Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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acuna

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Sarah Palin

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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