why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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BUT HWY?

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