what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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I went to the store and I fell

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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