Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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your going to die

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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