A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Animal

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equality for women

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The NBA lockout

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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