what is not funny? This joke.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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