How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Womens rights

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Libraries.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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