- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

who farted i did :]

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

I like turtoes.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Libraries.

How Long is a Chinese name.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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