roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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your going to die

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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