Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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