your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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LOL -LOL GUY

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Sarah Palin

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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clamidia

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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