Why? Because racecar.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Asian NASCAR.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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