- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

i like pie

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

i have cancer

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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