Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Knock knock, come in.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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9/11

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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thumbs up!

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Penis.

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