- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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