A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A black man without problems.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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