Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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