A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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