Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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YOLO

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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