2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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A black man without problems.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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