- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Netball.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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