Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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French people.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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My nipple is bleeding

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Anti Joke

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