What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

youre gay

minorities

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

Womens Basketball.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

girls basketball

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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