how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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black

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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what color is blue? green

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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