A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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