Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Women's Rights

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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I like your hair

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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