- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Women's Rights...

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

69.... is a number

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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