- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

womens rights

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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