- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

women's rights

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

American healthcare.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

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