- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

what happens when you wake up inception

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

I like your hair

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Poop.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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