What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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