- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

wanna hear a joke? no

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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