What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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NEVER

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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French people.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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