Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

A black person in the NHL

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

What's gay and gay? Joe

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

45.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

my names jim haha

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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