yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Kim Kardashian.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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your fat

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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