- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

I love you.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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