- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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