Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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what color is blue? green

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Women's rights.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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