What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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womens rights

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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NEVER

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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