A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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You're on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Swag.

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