A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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