- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't see my forehead

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

why did the chicken cross the road

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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