A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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BIG PENIS

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cc

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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An antijoke

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Anti Joke

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