Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Anti Joke

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