Women's rights.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

shabalabadingdong JLR

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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