Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Wanna hear a joke? No.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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