Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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No.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Women's Rights

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Asians...

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French people.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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