- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Female Athletics

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

women's rights

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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