A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Women's rights.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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