what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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