What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Women's Rights...

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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