- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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