What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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