Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Carlton

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Women's rights.

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