What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Lacrosse

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I like your hair

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Hi my name is Bob

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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