- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Kim Kardashian.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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