An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Winking at old people

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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