What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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