Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Goat balls.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Your mom.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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