Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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The Mets win the World Series

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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