What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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apple pie.

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Women's Rights...

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Female Athletics

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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