We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Hair

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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