WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Lacrosse

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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