what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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noodles

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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