Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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who farted i did :]

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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