- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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