Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Scott

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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NEVER

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Obama

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