Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Hair

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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I love you very much.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Ben is gay

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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