- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

the cow goes moo

Rick Perry.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Asians...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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