Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Women's rights

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's 6+2? 16

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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ASSCHEEKS

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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