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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

I love you.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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