Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What what In the butt

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

A man walks into a bar.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Kenny G

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Jews for Jesus

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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