Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

So a seal walks into a club...

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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