I Love Hitler.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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youre gay

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Child Prostitution.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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