- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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