- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

French people.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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