- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

knock knock go away

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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