A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Black people are innocent.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Rick Perry.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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NEVER

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