Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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