- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

An iguana walks out of a bar

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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