Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I like jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

This is not a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

thumb_up thumb_down +50

So a baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

thumb_up thumb_down +38

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Oh...okay, good.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops