Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Ruller

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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live babies

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Kenny G

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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