- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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