What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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A joke

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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ekoj

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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balls in ya mouf

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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