- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Military intelligence.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

I like to eat.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

GRAAAAAAAR.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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