Steering Wheel Face.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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The jets are a good team..

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women's rights

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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