Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Goat balls.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Anti Joke

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